WE’RE DOING BOTTOMLESS DRINKS
FOR MOTHER’S DAY.
HERE’S WHY THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
Let’s address the elephant in the room.
“Bottomless drinks” has a reputation.
A little chaotic, a little unpredictable, not exactly Mother’s Day energy.
We get it.
But when it’s done properly, it’s the opposite.
Easy, generous, exactly what Mother’s Day should be.
Why this works
She’s usually the one making sure everything’s under control.
Who’s good, who needs something,
whether it’s time for another round.
Bottomless takes that off the table.
No bill anxiety, no stretching a drink to make it last,
no “should we…?” conversations.
Just another round.
What you’re actually getting
This isn’t your standard bottomless.
It’s limoncello spritz, rosé spritz, mimosa, peach bellini, pornstar martini,
Melbourne Winery Cuvee Brut, pinot grigio, rosé, shiraz cabernet,
beer, plus proper non-alc options like an elderflower and lychee spritz.
So yes.
Bottomless pornstar martinis on the Yarra, for Mum.
The rest of it
Three courses across the afternoon,
oysters, crispy barramundi, slow cooked ox cheek, lemon meringue, chocolate soufflé.
Two sittings:
11:30am – 2:00pm
3:00pm – 5:30pm
Kids under 12 eat free, and every mum leaves with a mini bottle of Moët & Chandon.
$99 gets you three courses and a glass of sparkling on arrival.
$129 gets you the full bottomless drinks package.
And if bottomless isn’t her thing, the $99 option is great. Very sensible.
But also… it’s Mother’s Day.
Go the $129.
Let her have the martini.
